Jokes.

Telling jokes is a fun thing you can do with your friends....
I tell a joke to be funny, not to hurt other people's feelings...


Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? 
A: An In-vest-igator 

Q: Were any famous men born on your birthday?
 A: No, only little babies. 

When's your birthday?
 June 2nd.
 What year?
 Every year!

Q: Why was the pig ejected from the football game?
A: For playing dirty. 

Q: What do you call a bee born in May?
 A: A maybe! 

What's grey but turns red? 
An embarrassed elephant! 

Teacher: "Name six wild animals"
 Pupil:"Four elephants and two lions!"