the little old lady who was not afraid of anything...
Once upon a time, there was a little old lady who wasn't afraid of anything...
Wednesday 28 October 2015
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Monday 5 October 2015
Jokes.
Telling jokes is a fun thing you can do with your friends....
I tell a joke to be funny, not to hurt other people's feelings...
Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: An In-vest-igator
Q: Were any famous men born on your birthday?
A: No, only little babies.
When's your birthday?
June 2nd.
What year?
Every year!
Q: Why was the pig ejected from the football game?
A: For playing dirty.
Q: What do you call a bee born in May?
A: A maybe!
What's grey but turns red?
An embarrassed elephant!
Teacher: "Name six wild animals"
Pupil:"Four elephants and two lions!"
I tell a joke to be funny, not to hurt other people's feelings...
Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: An In-vest-igator
A: No, only little babies.
June 2nd.
What year?
Every year!
A: For playing dirty.
A: A maybe!
An embarrassed elephant!
Pupil:"Four elephants and two lions!"
Friday 2 October 2015
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